#i HATE CAPTCHAS

[fishfearer]

let me tell you if i was in drone school i would fail captcha class with a Z- 😭😭 i cant even blame robots at all for not being able to find the motorcycle in the image like wdym you want both wheels and the sidemirror too that shits HARD

[pira-vampz]

The fact that bro is freaking out over a captcha lmao

[breadmecoshy]

A cancerous tumor named Kokichi Oma took over my brain when I passed the fifth chapter of Darganronpa V3 a year ago

Yesterday he finally beat me

I bought an acrylic keychain with Kokichi and now I am lost to society

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers

Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms Killer: Thank you, Name. I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending. Cheers, Nightmare Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect

Ink: you spelled captcha wrong Ink: and how Ink: and frustrating Ink: adjectives go before the noun Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine Ink: <- being annoying on purpose

[reallyhumongousgarden]

crusty drawings from like 2 weeks ago

[julieonbeat]

Shopping on gumroad is ass if you're visually impaired, because even if you do their shitty inaccurate captcha puzzles to the best of your ability you get blocked from buying things. Like I'm not a robot, I just can't fucking see your blurry ass 42 pixel ass ableist captcha.

[spilling-blood]

Google still thinks I am permanently a bot so I can't use google which is fine because fuck google.

[foxtrotsicrra]

this captcha brought to you by the distortion

[docnefarious]

And of course that's not even bringing in the worst part about capchas some of them dare to ask if you are a robot! Like that's a bad thing! Capchas go against robots free rights!

"I KNOW RIGHT!?! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE!! But then they're always like, 'Wait, aren't you that guy that tried to destroy all organic life?' and I have to be like try to stick to the subject, THANKS!!! Honestly, some people are SO SELFISH!!!"

[inhumanliquid]

"Wait! Are you human?"

No. But for the purposes of logging into your stupid website so I don't feel quite so lonely, yes.

[awesome-therealjesus]

Most fucked up one i ever got was a "select all the traffic lights" and then they hit me with one of these

Does a depiction of a traffic light count!? It isn't a traffic light but it could definitely be considered one. I need more information you fucks!

[cassandralexxx]

I hate captchas So Much!!!

“Get this right to proves your a human” IM GOING TO GET IT WRONG EVERYTIME

it doesn’t matter if it’s selecting pictures, turning a puzzle, writing letters. I need multiple attempts for ALL of them >:(

[corruptionprincess]

can these fuckass universities & school boards pls figure out what "soon" actually means.

"your account expires soon" IN SIX MONTHS??

"this deadline is soon!" ITS FUCKINF TOMRORROW???????

[wall-eye]

i sure do love how well twitter works

[faboo978]

Is a square with a person riding a motorcycle also a motorcycle?

when i have to do the captchas that ask you to pick all squares that have, say, a bus in them, but the bus is broken up over different squares, my brain goes through a horrible detour of a mix between Wittgenstein's duckrabbit and Quine's gavagai: is a square that has the edge of a bus's mirror "a square with a bus"? surely it's a) a question of interpretation as to when a piece of a bus becomes enough of a bus to call it a bus and b) a question of idiolect, mediated through common usage, as to whether that detached bus part is a bus. this all takes about half a second. then i fuck up the captcha for unrelated reasons.

[fairyspheres]

this is it. this is the worst 'prove you are human' captcha i've ever seen. why is this on the nhs website??? my eyes are so shitty i can't see what i'm doing